kinks182:

some girls get so offended by boobs i don’t understand like do u close your eyes when you shower

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enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

enogitna:

becausebirds:

karma-kollector:

autobahnvismarck:

perstephsanscouronne:

becausebirds:

Our visitor sure is enthusiastic!

This is all about the llama staring at you meaningfully through the rearview mirror.

The ostrich is just a distraction for the murder that llama will perform

tbh i think its more about the girl in the other car crying like what happened

Such theory

there is so much going on in this photo 

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lavienoire:

hauntedmilk:

hamburgerjack:

tramampoline:

gourmetknights:

The developer of Call Of Duty has said that COD players aren’t real gamers because they rarely try other franchises

I’m laughing so hard oh my god imagine how they must feel knowing he thinks that about them

incredible

Fake Gamer Boys

oh this tastes so fucking good

oh, but he is right.

lebaenese:

my goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

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mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

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Stages of being an anime fan

  • there is only one stage and its being an idiot weeaboo piece of shit
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ohimechin:

Exactly what I’ve been looking for

ohimechin:

Exactly what I’ve been looking for

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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

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vvhitehouse:

aneastcoastbreeze:

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

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commandingofficers:

kissmejasontodd:

neverlands-littlesecret:

sugar-spice—and-everything-nice:

Just a little blast from the past. Childhood nostalgia for girls who grew up in the 90s and early 2000s ♥

Girls these days don’t know what they’re missing out on.

I can literally smell the cheap plastic
memories

I HAD EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PLASTICY GOD SENDS OF THE 90S - 2000S. MEMORIES 

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  • Status:Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook:Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
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mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

mangocianamarch:

survivingwithouthiddles:

encyclopedophile:

postsfromthemrs:

Look!

Guys. It’s adding insult to injury.

Somewhere Tom Hiddleston is shivering with excitement

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disneykin:

does anyone actually track their periods because i dont im too lazy and its just like this really terrible surprise that i dont want every month and me trying to convince myself that theres no way its been 4 weeks already

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